I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Rep. Files Bill To Let Texas Secede From The United States
A Texas Rep. says he's had enough with the federal government's "out of control" actions and doesn't believe the country represents Texas values anymore.
Did TX Rep. Louie Gohmert Lose A Tooth During A Press Conference?
Eagle-eyed Twitter users caught an awkward moment during a press conference this week when Texas Representative Louie Gohmert lost a tooth.
Angry Texas HS Football Player Body Slams Ref During Game
An Edinburgh High School senior was physically restrained and had to be escorted off the field after body-slamming the referee during a football game this week.
Texas Named One Of The15 Most Obese States In America
Everything is bigger in Texas, and that includes our waistlines according to a new report.
Texas 3rd-Grader Takes 1st Place In National Mullet Championship
This kid has hair that's business in the front, and party in the back.
Here’s Where Vets And Active Duty Can Get Deals For Veterans Day
Plenty of businesses are having free items to honor those who serve in the military. This Wednesday, November 11th is Veterans Day, a day when we honor those who have served and are currently serving in the U.S. military. There are many parades and celebrations throughout the United States to thank …
Country Time Giving ‘Bailout’ To Kids With Closed Lemonade Stands
The Country Time lemonade company knows that the COVID-19 pandemic has been difficult for parents, and kids have been suffering too.
Texas Woman Dubbed ‘Swing Set Susan’ Charged After Viral Video
A Texas woman has been charged with impersonating an officer after a video went viral of her screaming at a group of Hispanic teens.