Staff Writer

If you plan on trick-or-treating, avoid houses like these.

The young lady at the center of this card speaks for so many of us.

Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.

We're almost as happy for her as she is.

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.