Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Gas War Drops Price to $1.29 a Gallon
A gas war has dropped gas prices in one small Texas town to $1.29 a gallon, 92 cents below the current national average.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.
Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo
Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.
Man Pretended to be Podiatrist to Suck Walmart Shoppers’ Toes, Police Say
While most people would rather have a sleepover at the DMV than suck on the feet of Walmart shoppers, police say one man came up with an elaborate scheme to lick as many Walmart feet as he could get his tongue on.
Manhunt Over: Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect Captured
A massive manhunt that spanned several Boston communities has come to an end with Boston police announcing that 19-year-old Dzokhar Tsarnaev, the second suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing, has been captured.
Officials Say 12 Bodies Recovered at Texas Fertilizer Blast Site
The bodies of 12 people have been recovered from the site of the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas, officials said on Friday.