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Weird Season: Toe Suckers and Ear Lickers

Every now and then we find stories that just defy explanation. Stories so weird and off the wall they just leave you shaking your head in amazement.

First up, for your amazement and amusement, a story from Georgia, where a young woman says a man sucked her toe at a Walmart near Augusta.

via Flickr/sports.princess

She says the man claimed he was staging pranks for America’s Funniest Home Videos, and the show would pay for everything she bought that day if she would let him kiss her foot.

She said “why not”,  but then he started sucking on her big toe.  The woman says she screamed and the man out of the store yelling “it tasted so good”.  Deputies have put out a BOLO for him.

If that’s not weird enough for you, we have the Hawaiian “ear licker”. The “lickee” filed charges against him.

She told the judge that this guy — who is her lawyer — suddenly hugged her and licked her right ear during a meeting one day.

He testified that SHE started the hug, and he denies licking her ear.  The judge called him a “dirty old man” and found him guilty of harassment.  The “dirty old man” says he will appeal.


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