6 Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For Your Redneck Mama
For those of you who don't know, this Sunday, May 13th is Mother's Day. It's a time to celebrate Mom and all that she does. So, here at the station, we decided to make a list for every day this week for different types of moms. To kick it off, as you can see, today we start with redneck gift ideas.
Depending on the level of redneckery - it's a word, go with it - that your mom has, the following list might be full of legitimate ideas for her.
You knew this one had to come into the list somewhere. Nothing says Mother's Day, like a giant, electrified bug zapper.
Make sure you get one with storage space, so she can fit all the groceries in/on it.
Because what redneck mom wouldn't want to go to Texas Motor Speedway for the weekend?
Speaks for itself, and sounds classy, right?
Nothing says "I love you, Mom," like a fake mullet.
Redneck moms might just smoke more, and if they do, it's because they have a whole lot more crap to put up with than city slicker moms. Those cigarettes might be the only reason you're still alive to be reading this now.
Also, who doesn't love to get the chance to do a nice scratch off they didn't initially pay for?